Sage Shorties
Want to learn a joke that will make everybody at the local swimming pool laugh? Here it comes: What is green, and not only in color but also as a metaphor for sustainability so future generations will still be able to live in normal conditions on the only planet we got? Green Shorties!! Hahahaha!
All day everyday swim-ready summer short:
- All day everyday swim-ready summer short
- Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
- Hidden zipper in right pocket
- No itchy inner mesh
- Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
- Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
- Wear with or without boxers underneath
- Raised logo print
- NL: 1 day, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- BE & DE: 1-2 days, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- FR, AT, DK: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 5.95)
- Rest of Europe: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 9.95)
- UK: 2-5 days, free over £100 (or £9.95)
- US & Canada: 2-5 days, free over $100 (or $14.95)
- Rest of the World: 2-7 days, free over €200
Customs, Brexit and all other shipping info can be found here.
Returns are accepted within 14 days of receiving your order. All items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with all tags attached. Learn more about our return process here.