Burgundy Shorties
We once challenged David Hasselhoff to a bare knuckle sparring sesh in the heydays of his career. Within the first few seconds one swift right uppercut from ‘The Hoff’ knocked us out cold. He hung over us and said that if we ever were to create swimwear that slightly resembled his trunks from a certain TV-show he would come after us and knock as out again. So here we are.
All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:
- All day everyday swim-ready summer shortMade from 10 recycled plastic bottles
- Two zippered pockets
- No itchy inner mesh
- Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
- Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
- Wear with or without boxers underneath
- Raised logo print
- NL: 1 day, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- BE & DE: 1-2 days, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- FR, AT, DK: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 5.95)
- Rest of Europe: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 9.95)
- UK: 2-5 days, free over £100 (or £9.95)
- US & Canada: 2-5 days, free over $100 (or $14.95)
- Rest of the World: 2-7 days, free over €200
Customs, Brexit and all other shipping info can be found here.
Returns are accepted within 14 days of receiving your order. All items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with all tags attached. Learn more about our return process here.